[ as soon as naruto extends his arms, sakura's hands are squeezing around his forearms, firmly pulling him up and back to standing. ]

Yeah, yeah, [ she echoes with no small measure of amusement. ] Worry about that later. Turn around real quick. [ and before he can even rotate an ankle, she circles around him, brushing off the dots of sand and dirt spangling his back with a few good pats. it's only once she's made a full revolution that she stops. ]

There we go! Alright then, [ with a quick flick of her thumb and index finger, she unscrews the cap from her bottle. ] hold out your elbow. This hopefully won't sting too badly.